It's that time again :)
You snuck up on me this week. THANK YOU!
Please draw my blood quickly. And on the first try. I will be fasting for 12 hours- so make it worth it!
Dear Indoor Bike,
I beg you. Help me lose some poundage.
Dear Teenage Girls,
Please don't dress like....(hmm...which of the hundreds of words to choose.)...Uglies.
Are you almost done with Moneypenny's pillow? She's getting really disgruntled that 007 has one and she doesn't. She feels that you are choosing favorites.
Please stop overcharging for haircuts. If you refuse, I may have to take matters into my own hands and scissors and trust me, it'd be best if you just lowered your prices.
Stop the craziness. No one likes it! NO. ONE.
Until next time, write a letter!