Hello. You're awfully familiar. Didn't I see you last week??
Dear Siri (on iphone ),
You, my dear, are hilarious. I promise I will never "tell another mobile device that I love them". :)
Why are you all so far away? It's pretty lame.
Meet, my nails. It's been awhile, eh?
Dear Air Conditioner,
Please do not poop out on us. We need you. Desperately.
Dear New York,
I'm totally not missing you right now. You're just not my style. I'll come visit again in a year or ten.
Dear Spider Man Movie,
You were surprisingly entertaining. I appreciate the lack of language and nakedness.