I'm especially happy to see you, since I have you off from work. How does a movie day sound?
Dear 007 (The Cat:)....),
I love your morning head butts.
I'm excited to spend Sunday afternoon perusing Kent, CT with you. We're definitely hitting up the Belgian Chocolate shop, right? :)
Dear Moneypenny (Also, a Cat),
I know you don't quite understand but...you can't get to the bird with the screen in the way.
Dear Leftover Pizza,
I will eat you cold.
You are atrocious. If you were truly mine, I would pull you up- ASAP.
Dear Neighbors a Few Houses Down,
Can't you just park the car...and go to the door? I mean, honking obnoxiously at 10pm is well...obnoxious.