Dear Severe Thunderstorm,
You nearly ran me off the road on my way home today. Not, okay.
I've decided you're the feline version of me.
Dear New Job,
Please come find me soon- I'll be waiting.
Dear Ringlet on the right side of my face,
Please pass the word onto your fellow hairs. They need to curl as well.
Please be kind to my back tonight.
Please turn yourself into....wood.
Please don't make me write you a letter every week. Just come already!
Dear Canned Cat Food,