I'm sorry I caused you so much anxiety last week. I will never skip Friday's Letters....again. :)
Dear Frenchies Onions,
That's what I'm talkin' about!
Dear Computer Viruses,
I don't need any kind of enlargements. I don't want a one-night stand either. So...just be on your way.
Dear Basketball Wives (tv show),
When you call someone "Boo Boo"...what does that even mean? Because...that's the nickname for my Cat. I need to know if there is an alternative meaning!
Dear Un-Born Future Babies,
How do you feel about the year...2014?
Dear Stomach (And thighs, arms, chest, face aaaand butt...),
Dear Giant Spiders,
You do realize...that when you jump & try to attack me....I'm on the other side of glass, right??