Dear Friday,
I feel relatively neutral about you today. EXCEPT, that you may be bringing severe thunderstorms. Which I really dislike.
Dear Little Jeremiah,
I've never made a lego house for a plastic chicken leg before. Thanks for enlightening me.
Dear Skin,
Clear up. Every two weeks you do this to me & I could really do without your nonsense.
Dear Cupcake Wine,
You are so, so delicious. Best Friends?
Dear Self,
Lose weight girlfriend, cause' in a few Months. You'll be a Nanny to TWO kids instead of one. Yikes.
Dear Fruit Salad with Cool Whip,
Can't wait ta eatcha.







