Front Porch Mums
Being fed wet food TWICE daily *is* enough. Quit following me around the house like we never feed you! Chubs!
Dear Husband's Place of Work,
Quit holding him 2 and 3 hours late. It's gettin' crazy.
Dear High School French Teacher,
I'm sorry I didn't care about your class.
I'd like to be fluent.
You have been amazing the past few days- keep it up!
Dear Harriet the Spy,
You inspired me to both spy & journal.
Hence the 20 quarter written in journals I still have lying around.
Dear Gluten Free Bread Loaf,
You're only "okay".
Dear IPhone Apps,
You have a fart machine app, really?
Hoorah! Entertainment all day longgg!! :)
Dear Witch Hazel,
But you're doin' your job. Gracias.