You're crooked in so many areas.
Didn't anyone ever tell you to stand up straight?
Dear Blue Vase,
I'm sorry that my Husband doesn't like you-
Just know, I did.
Dear Round Rug,
The Cats love you.
Dear Person Who Did the Dry Wall,
Say hello to my little friend, Silver Screen Paint.
Dear Entry Way,
I am searching for a BIG "S" to adorn you,