I love you.
Please keep up the pace & get my
package to me today. Seriously.
You do no stand a chance against my wrath.
No matter how ugly you are.
I wish you could stay home with me today.
There is a reason why I called you a "Head Banger" when I was 12.
Please go away.
Thanks for clearing up.
Dear Poison Ivy,
You're the bain of my existence.
I will, kill you.