It's Friday

 

 

 

 

Dear News,

You're generally depressing.

Which is why I avoid you often.

 

Dear Itchy Ears,

Holy Moly!

What do you want from me?!

 

Dear 007 & Moneypenny,

You're the cutest cats.

And my best friends.

But...don't tell my best friends that.

 

Dear Rooms,

Paint yourself.

I don't have time for this.

 

Dear Peapod,

It's not "just the Basil"-

It makes my spaghetti!

Please be sure to have it in stock next time.

 

Dear Male Librarian,

Quit pushing me to get a card from another Library!

I don't wanna!